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This section is inspired by the first Snow Chao Cabal Ball:

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/ O O\__ Friday, April 15th |
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it's the...

SSS N N OOOO W W CCCC H H A OOOO
S S NN N O O W W C C H H A A O O
S N N N O O W W C H H A A O O
SSS N N N O O W W W C HHHHH AAAAAAA O O
S N N N O O W W W W C H H A A O O
S S N NN O O WW WW C C H H A A O O
SSS N N OOOO W W CCCC H H A A OOOO


CCCC A BBBB A L BBBB A L L
C C A A B B A A L B B A A L L
C A A B B A A L B B A A L L
C AAAAAAA BBBB AAAAAAA L BBBB AAAAAAA L L
C A A B B A A L B B A A L L
C C A A B B A A L B B A A L L
CCCC A A BBBB A A LLLLLL BBBB A A LLLLLL LLLLLL

* 9:00pm * BYOB or give orders to caadalin@mtu.edu before 9am Fri * Whips *
* Ropes * Lube * Frosting * Fruit * Games * Contests * Blindfolds * Teeth *
* Clothespins * Phallic Objects * Latex * Leather * Piercing * Icecubes *
* Body Paint * Permanent Markers * Tattoos * Fetishes * No Inhibitions*
*What ever your sick little heart desires!!!!*

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brought to you by the brothers of the cabal and...
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