Random Quote #22 topic: friends

Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit
left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.

Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you?

Phoebe: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any
unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging

Mr. Adelman: Well, I don't know what to tell you, Dear. The only thing I can
think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to
see everything.

Phoebe: Everything?

Mr. Adelman: Everything.

Phoebe: Whoa, that's a lot of stuff.

Mr. Adelman: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with
me one last time.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"


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