The other day my girlfriend and I were going to a party and on the
way there, we got a flat tire. We got out of the car and I pumped, she
jacked I pumped, she jacked, I pumped, she jacked and then we changed the
tire. Eventually we arrived at the party and when we walked in, everyone was
jumping for joy. What a sight seeing her hanging nude from the chandelier!
Well the party was OK, I guess, we just sat around drinking sherry and eating
candy. Everybody else started feeling merry. Those have got to be the three
wildest girls I know.