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This happened when I was working for Kinko's:
Customer: "I need to print out my letter here."
Me: "Ok, what program did you use to create it?"
Customer: "Macintosh!"
Me: "No, what actual program did you use. Was it MacWrite? Claris?"
Customer: "Microsoft."
Me: "OK, you used Microsoft Word. We have that here, so go ahead and sit down
at one of these Macs."
Customer: "It wasn't Microsoft Word. It was Windows!"
Me: "I need to know what kind of computer you used. Was it a Macintosh or an
Customer: "I don't think it was an IBM."
Me: "It could be an IBM compatible. Do you remember anything about what kind
of computer it was?"
Customer: "Microsoft!"
Me: "Did the computer have a little apple on the front of it?"
Customer: "I think so."
Me: (What I should have done five minutes ago...) "Give me the disk, and I'll
put it in my computer and check it out."


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There is a simple script that displays a random message from a database of quotes (as in well-know fortunes game). This version is bundled with quotations from The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran, poetry, prose, famous people and books, humorous items.

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