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The place where a friend of mine works was going through the process of
upgrading all of their computers. On one computer in particular, they had
determined they needed more memory. One of the senior partners got it into her
head that they needed more "Meg." My friend tried to tell her that what they
needed was RAM, but she insisted that the machine had plenty of RAM and that
they needed more Meg -- specifically, about 16 megabytes of Meg. He got tired of
arguing with her and said to go down to the computer store and buy some Meg.
She came back with an envelope with RAM in it -- on the envelope was written "16
megabytes of Meg."
"The salesman tried to tell me the same thing you did," she told my friend, "but
then he went and talked to his manager, and he set him straight. Now go install
this Meg."



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