Random Quote #25 topic: ethnic, Nasty slams at particular ethnic groups. 'Ethnic' actually includes regionalist jokes in America.

Ona day Ima gonna to Detroit to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to
eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two piss's toast. She bringa me
only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss ona my plate. She says you
better no piss on the plate, you sonna bitch. I don't even know the lady
and she call me sonna bitch. Later I go out to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tell her I wanna
fock. She tells me everone wanna fock. I tell her "you no understand", I
wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you
sonna bitch. So I go back to my room ina hotel and there isa no shits ona
my bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go
to the toilet. I say "you no understand", I wanna shit on the bed. He say
you better no shit ona bed, you sonna bitch. I go to check out and the man
at the desk say "peace to you". I say piss on you too, you sonna bitch. I
gonna back to Italy.


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