Random Quote #25 topic: osho


Postponement is simply stupid. Tomorrow you will also have to decide,
so why not today? And do you think that tomorrow you will be wiser
than today? Do you think that tomorrow you will be livelier than
today? Do you think that tomorrow you will be younger than today,
fresher than today? Tomorrow you will be older, your courage will be
less; tomorrow you will be more experienced, your cunningness will be
more; tomorrow death will come closer--you will start wavering and
being more afraid. Never postpone for the tomorrow. And who knows?
Tomorrow may come or may not come. If you have to decide you have to
decide right now. Dr. Vogel, the dentist, finished his examination on
a pretty young patient. "Miss Baseman," he said, "I'm afraid I'm going
to have to pull out your wisdom teeth!" "Oh, my!" exclaimed the girl.
"I'd rather have a baby!" "Well," said Dr. Vogel, "could you make up
your mind so that I can adjust the chair?" Make up your mind. Don't go
on postponing infinitely.

Osho Dang Dang Doko Dang Chapter 8


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