Random Quote #26 topic: evilplan

Quotes from the Bumper Sticker Book by Michael and Dawn Reilly

My karma ran over your dogma.
Welcome to Texas, now go home.
i is a collage studunt.
Sex on television can't hurt unless you fall off.
Beer isn't just for breakfast anymore.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Eschew obfuscation
Is there life before coffee?
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
It's been lovely, but i have to scream now.

I brake for no apparent reason.
My kid beats up your honor student.
My kid sells drugs to your honor student.
Ask me about killing cats for fun and profit!


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