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Now one might wonder what P.A. stands for. Here are some possibilities:

Poked arrow Peter Anchor Penus Abnormalis
Pretty Aboriginal Perfect Absolutus Pee Accommodator
Permanently Abstinent (NOT!) Palisade Abutment
Pubic Anomaly Penile Accompaniment Periscope Attachment
Pagan Accoutrement Palpating Addiction Particularly Adorable
Passionately Affectionate Porthole Amplifier
Posterior Amigo Pachyderm Aphrodisiac Pulsating Astonishment
Pacifier Attachment Porous Augmentation Potatoes Au gratin
Puberty Avenger Polar Azimuth Perverted Amusement
Playful Appliance Presidential Anxiety Proofreaders' Apostrophe

...How's that for some suggestions?

From: Lani Teshima-Miller (teshima@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.edu) "Sea Hare"



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