Random Quote #26 topic: songs-poems, Filthy, bawdy, naughty songs and poems! Licentious, I tell tell you! The programmer must be spanked! First the spanking ....

'Twas orgy, and the hip and mod
Did groove and trip out at the pad: "Beware the Radcliff girl, my son!
All whimsy were the slamming chicks, The looks that mell, the claws that
And the Radcliffe undergrad. catch!
Beware the Byrn Mawr deb, and shun
He took his venerable staff in hand: The uppity Wellesleysnatch!"
Long time the cool young stuff he
sought -- And as in raffish thought he sprawled,
So rested he among the spree The Radcliffe girl, no idle flirt,
And paused to smoke some pot. Crept past the hippies getting balled
And doffed her miniskirt.
One, two! One, two! And through
and through "And hast thou laid the Radcliffe girl?
The venerable staff went snicker-snack! Come to my arms, my horny boy!
He left her bred, sans maidenhead, O spaced-out day! Calooh! Callay!"
And went galumphing back. He cackled in his joy.

'Twas orgy, and the hip and mod
Did groove and trip out at the pad:
All whimsy were the slamming chicks,
And the Radcliffe undergrad.


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