One by one the vice-presidents of a large corporation were called into the
boss's office. Then the junior executives were individually summoned.
Finally the office boy was brought in.
"I want the truth, Charles," the boss bellowed. "Have you been
playing around with my secretary?"
"N-no, sir," the office boy stammered. "I-I'd never do anything
like that, sir."
"All right, all right," sighed the boss, "then you fire her."