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<mofino> Well I'm confused and I'm going home
<mofino> Later guys
<mofino> And girl.
<mofino> Young tender girl ...
<mofino> sweet 16 year old girl ....
<avar> haha
<rindolf> mofino: heh.
* mofino puts away his lynching pedo personality
<mofino> ;)
<mofino> lates

--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to jagerman
<-- jagerman has kicked mofino from #perlcafe (Leave already :P)
--- jagerman removes channel operator status from jagerman
<avar> We have found pedobear and he is mofino
--> mofino has joined #perlcafe
<mofino> can you like not do that as I'm picking up my keys?
<mofino> you fagerman
<rindolf> fagerman, homofino, what's next?
<rindolf> I know - q[tyler-]
<rindolf> OTOH, I've been called Slimy Fish lately.
<avar> rindolf: The *real* Slimy Fish?
<rindolf> avar: the one and only 100% original real actual and
unmatched Slimy Fish<tm>!
<rindolf> I'm the real Slimy, yes I'm the real Slimy, if you're the
real Slimy and not just a Slimy. So will the real Slimy
please stand up, please stand up...
* jagerman is ashamed for actually knowing those lyrics
<avar> sing it jew boy:)

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