Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life,
End over end, not to the left or the right,
Straight through the middle of those righteous uprights!
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life.
Send down our brothers who've gone on before;
With their assistance, we'll rack up the score!
The help of the angels, I think, would be fine,
As long as you put them in the Steelers' front line!