A man walks into a bar with a Leprechaun on his shoulder. He walks
up to the bar and sits down, ordering a beer for himself and one for the
After a few beers, the Leprechaun jumps down off the guy's shoulder,
struts down the bar and comes to a stop in front of a rather large construction
worker. Looking the guy right in the eye, he gives him a rather large, damp,
Bronx cheer. And trots back to sit on his buddy's shoulder. The worker is
pretty upset, but decides to shine on this rather offensive breach of manners.
After another beer and a half though, the Leprechaun hops down and
walks over to his previous victim and goes "PPPPHHHHHHHBBBBTTTTTT" again.
Well, that's too much, and the victim knocks the Leprechaun off the bar and,
after walking over to stand very close to the Leprechaun's escort, tells him
in a rather overloud voice, that if it happens again, he's going to "cut off
his little dick!"
Replies the escort, "Leprechauns don't have dicks."
"Yeah? Well, then," asks the big man, how does he take a piss?"