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We boggies are a hairy folk Ever hungry, ever thirsting,
Who like to eat until we choke. Never stop till belly's bursting.
Loving all like friend and brother, Chewing chop and pork and muttons,
And hardly ever eat each other. A merry race of boring gluttons.

Sing: GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE.

Boggies gather 'round the table, Anything edible, we've got dibs on,
Eat as much as you are able. And hope we all die with our bibs on.
Gorge yourselves from moon till noon Ever gay, we'll never grow up,
(Don't forget your plate and spoon.) Come! And sing and play and throw-up!

Sing: GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

-- Bored of the Rings, "The Hobbits National Anthem"



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