Random Quote #31 topic: xfiles

Section Chief Blevins: Agent Scully, please have a seat. Agent
Scully, we've had a brief discussion, but will you
restate the matter we're here to put to rest?
Scully: Yes sir. Four years ago, Section Chief Blevins assigned
me to a project you all know as the x-files. As I am a
medical doctor with a background in hard science, my
job was to provide an analytical perspective on the
work of Special Agent Fox Mulder, whose investigations
into the paranormal were fuelled by a personal belief
that his sister had been abducted by aliens when he was
twelve. I come here today, four years later, to report
on the illegitimacy of Agent Mulder's work. That it is
my scientific opinion, that he became over the course
of these years a victim, a victim of his own false
hopes and of his belief in the biggest of lies.

"The X-Files: Gethsemane"


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