Random Quote #32 topic: miscellaneous, It has everything that doesn't fit in other categories.

A guy said whenever he typed the letter 'O', his Mac acted as though he typed
Command-O. I told him I didn't think our INIT could do that and suggested that
maybe the Command key was stuck down. He replied, "****, this call is costing me
money!" He had a point, so I asked how he found out our product was causing the
problem. He said he did an automatic conflict resolution test with his startup
manager, which restarted his Mac five times in a row and identified our INIT as
the culprit. Fair enough. Did he attempt to duplicate the problem after each
startup? No? So how did the startup manager know what it was looking for? He
said he told the startup manager what the problem was by typing the words
CORRUPT KEYBOARD in the Notes field. I tried to find a polite was to say that
startup managers don't read English yet, but it wasn't polite enough to prevent
a rebuttal composed entirely of cuss words. Maybe if he'd typed that into his
startup manager....


Select Next Random Quote Topic:
  apocrypha bible-old bible-new confucius hebraic koran lao-tse nietzsche wittgenstein english-esperanto handy-poetical vulgar-tongue voltaire-dict foolish-dict zola-dictionary rubai-khayyam art ascii-art astrology atheism bierce-devil black-humor bofh-excuses buffy calvin chalkboard computers cookie debian definitions disclaimer drugs education ethnic evilplan fgump food fortunes friends futurama goedel haywards-definitions hitchhiker hphobia humorists humorix-misc humorix-stories joel-on-software kernelcookies kernelnewbies kids knghtbrd law lehenbauer limerick linux linuxcookie literature love magic medicine men-women misandry miscellaneous misogyny news osfortune osho paradoxum people perl pets platitudes politics privates prog-style quotes-20010929 racism religion riddles rj science sex shlomif smac songs-poems sports startrek starwars subversion tao translate-me vulgarity wisdom work xfiles xian-koans zippy ads-1 answers-1 bulletins-1 complaints-1 cruise-1 danquayle-1 employees-1 eugeneormandy-1 excuses-1 famous-1 forest-1 fortunes-1 insurance-1 kidlove-1 kidquotes-1 kidscience-1 language-1 libraries-1 murraywalker-1 news-1 patients-1 predictions-1 ranger-1 restaurants-1 resume-1 river-1 samuelgoldwyn-1 spoonerisms-1 tourism-1 warnings-1 words-1 yogiberra-1 bushism bushjoke reagan obama junauza liz-taylor

There is a simple script that displays a random message from a database of quotes (as in well-know fortunes game). This version is bundled with quotations from The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran, poetry, prose, famous people and books, humorous items.

generated in 0.04578 seconds