Random Quote #32 topic: sex, Uhh. Well, you see, son, there are, umm, birds, and bees... This ranges from outrageously frank to moderately suggestive.

Two old men are walking down the boardwalk when one of them tells the other
that he has to leave, his wife is expecting him to come home and make love
with her.
The other man is astonished. "Make love to your wife? You're as old
as I am! Nearly eighty years old! What do you mean you have to go home and
make love to your wife?"
The first man smiles and says, "We have a *great* sex life. We make
love every day."
"You're kidding!" says his friend. "How do you do it?"
"Pumpernickel bread. That's the secret." And he dashes off home.
The other man starts to walk home. "Hmmm," he thinks to himself
pumpernickel bread. Well, it's worth a try." So he goes into a nearby
Going up to the woman at the counter, he asks for their entire stock
of pumpernickel bread. The woman stares at him in astonishment. "You want
all the pumpernickel bread we have? Are you sure? Don't you know that it
will get hard?"
"How come," demands the man, "everybody knows about this but me?"


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