A policeman is walking his beat when he finds an inebriated man collapsed
against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his
hands. He's moaning something about how "They took my car!" Seeing that
the man is well-dressed, the officer suspects that he may have a real case
of theft on his hands and attempts to question the man.
"What happened to your car?"
"My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those bastards
stole it! Please officer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on
the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here;
right on my key!"
"OK, OK, stand up, we'll see what we can do. You'll have to come
down to the stat... Mister, your fly's unzipped and you're exposing
"Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend!"