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As seen on TV:

Dozens of racks of genetically engineered vat-grown
brains sit in a converted office park in Fort Lee, New
Jersey. They float suspended in tanks of oxygenated
fluid and dimly lit leads of fiber optic cables snake out
of them. At home, in Atlanta, Mike Jacobs (age 63) snaps
the fiber optic ribbon cable onto the socket implanted on
the base of his neck. He touches a few rotating animated
controls on his transputer and suddenly he connects.

Mike is instantly forty times smarter - with particular
expertise in the areas of hazardous waste disposal and
old Hollywood westerns. He is paying by the minute but is
experiencing a godlike rush of transcendence, so he
stays on. A drop of spittle soon runs down his face and the
minds in Fort Lee bob in their glass tanks...

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