A beachcomber of 25 had been shipwrecked on a desert island since the age of
six. One day, while in search of food, he stumbled across a beautifully
sensuous female lying on the beach nearly naked; she'd been washed ashore from
another shipwreck that morning. After they got over their initial surprise
at seeing each other, the girl wanted to know how long he had been alone on
this barren bit of land.
"Almost twenty years," he answered.
"Twenty years!" she exclaimed. "But how ever did you survive?"
"Oh, I fish, dig for clams, and gather berries and coconuts," he
"And what do you do for sex?" she asked.
"What's that?" He looked puzzled.
Whereupon the maiden pulled the innocent young man down onto the sand
beside her and proceeded to demonstrate. After they had finished, she asked
how he had enjoyed it.
"Great!" was the reply. "But look what it did to my clamdigger!"