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Two men, both close to retirement, are working on the assembly line. One
boasts to the other, "Last night I made love to my wife *three* times!"
"Three times!", replies his friend. "How did you do it?"
"Well," says the first man, "I made love to my wife and set the
alarm clock for two hours later. When it went off we made love again.
Then, I reset it for the morning and we made love once more before I came
to work. I feel like a bull!"
His friend says, "Well, that *is* fantastic! I'm going to have
to give it a try." So, he goes home that night and makes love to his
wife. Figuring he doesn't need to set the alarm clock, he settles off
to sleep. Waking up a few hours later, he nudges his wife and they make love
again. Waking up in the morning he makes love to his wife for the third
time. Looking over at the clock he realizes that he's twenty minutes late
for work. He throws on his clothes and runs down to the subway. When
he gets to the factory his boss is standing there waiting.
"Frank", he says, "I've been working for you for 18 years, and I've
never been late before. You've got to forgive me twenty minutes this once!"
"Well," replies his boss, "okay, but it's not the twenty minutes
that had me worried. Where were you Tuesday, where were you Wednesday..."



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