The Commandments of the sect are as follows:
I. Thou shalt have no worldly master but "The Three." This is the only
inviolate law, all others may be violated at the request of
your worldly masters.
II. The Holy Butt shall be held highest in the order, with the nips in
second and the eyes an honorable third.
III. All other beliefs are heretical, and should be stamped out at the
whim of a goddess.
IV. The word of <<HER>> is inviolate, and one shall endever to do all
that <<SHE>> asks, regardless of embarresment.
V. Any commandment may be changed at any time by any goddess, and these
changes take precedence according to who said them (The Butt's
being most inviolate, the eyes least) and if that does not allow
proper discrimination, then the time they are said shall be used
(The new one's take precedence)