Random Quote #34 topic: hphobia, Slams at gays and lesbians.
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Well, it seems that there was this traveling saleswoman whose car broke
down, late at night, in the middle of a torrential downpour. Hoping to
find a phone she ran to a nearby farmhouse. When she was unable to find
a garage still open, the farmer told her that, while they were short of
beds, she could sleep with his daughter. The daughter proved to eighteen
and beautiful. So they went to bed, and shortly afterward, the saleswoman
rolled over toward the daughter and said, "Dear, I'm sure that you're aware
that some women like... to be with... other women. Let me be frank..."
"No!" interrupted the daughter, sternly. "This time *I* want to
be Frank!"



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