Random Quote #36 topic: miscellaneous, It has everything that doesn't fit in other categories.

What do Jose Offerman and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both wear a glove for no apparent reason.
What do you get if you combine Steve Sax with a brass instrument?

A saxophone!
What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?

UPS knows how to throw a strike.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What takes longer, running from first base to second, or from second to third?

Second to third, because you have to go through a shortstop.
Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?

O.J. Simpson.
Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the baseball team?

Because she ran away from the ball.
Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?

Because he gets to see some balls.
Why is it so hot at Phillies games?

Because there's not a fan in the place.
Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot and now has a crack in his big toe.

This is the first time that the name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it ending with his suspension.
You heard about the big oil spill off the coast here?
Well they've hired the Dodgers to help clean it up. Yeah, they just go out there and throw in the towel.


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