Random Quote #36 topic: vulgarity, Jokes in which the 'humor' is bad language, plus some genuinely funny things that happen to contain bad language.
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The townspeople stood in despair as the fire that had begun in a diner
threatened to spread to adjoining homes. Just then, a truck filled with
farm workers came speeding down a hill toward the fire. The crowd moved
back and the truck drove right into the thickest of the flames. The workers
jumped out and beat at the fire with their coats, miraculously bringing the
blaze under control.
The city fathers were so grateful for the men's heroism that they
gave each a plaque and $1000. After the ceremony, newsmen interviewed the
driver and asked him what he was going to do with the money.
"You can be damned sure the first thing I'm gonna do," he replied,
"is get the brakes fixed on that son-of-a-bitchin' truck!"



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