It seems that John gets this phone call:
"Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end of the line
is hard and cold.
"This is Susan," he hears. "We met at a party a few months ago.
"Of course, Susan!", John replies. "How are you?"
"Not very well. Remember how after the party you took me home and
we parked? And you told me that I was a 'good sport'? Well, I'm pregnant
and I'm going to kill myself tonight."
John is silent for a few moments, collecting his thoughts. "Well,"
he finally replies, "you sure *are* a good sport."