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This reminds me of a story told to me by one of my former partners, who used
to be in the military. Seems the commander of the base he was stationed on
entered the infirmary in the early morning hours, demanding to the see the
base medical officer - alone. Turns out that the colonel was having sex with
a cat, and the cat had twisted around and BURIED it's claws DEEP into the
man's abdomen before it died. The colonel was treated, and was given a
dishonorable discharge. Seems in the military, you are allowed to kill people
but not have sex with animals. Rather unfair, if you ask me.

Oh well - at least he was having sex with something.



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