All things dull and ugly, Each little snake that poisons,
All creatures short and squat, Each little wasp that stings,
All things rude and nasty, He made their brutish venom,
The Lord God made the lot; He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, Each nasty little hornet,
All evil great and small, Each beastly little squid.
All things foul and dangerous, Who made the spikey urchin?
The Lord God made them all. Who made the sharks? He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small.
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
- -- Monty Python's Flying Circus