The young man took a blind date to the amusement park. They went
for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored.
"What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I wanna get weighed," she said. So he took her over to the weight
guesser. Next they rode the roller coaster. After that he bought her some
popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I wanna get weighed," she said, bluntly.
I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the boy, and
using the excuse that he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.
The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's
wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
"Wousy," said the girl.