It was at the eighth annual mouse convention and mice from near and far had
gathered for the ball. A pretty little female mouse waltzed by the stag
line and one of the males whistled a low, dirty whistle to himself.
Turning to another mouse he said, "Look at the legs on that bitch, aren't
"Just fair," was the answer.
"You're crazy," said the first mouse and then turning to another,
asked his opinion.
"They're nice," said the third mouse, "but nothing to get excited
"Some mice have no appreciation," exclaimed the first mouse. "Now
you," he said to a fourth mouse, "what did you think?"
"To tell you the truth," was the reply, "I'm no authority on legs;
I'm a tit mouse myself."