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Do you know the commercial where the heavily mustached
old woman in a black shroud drinks strawberry Nestle'
Quik and turns into a buxom bombshell in pasties and
G-string, and she squats down for a second in a mud puddle,
and when she gets up, her buttocks are covered with
leeches, and Jesus appears holding a Barbie, and two
beams of sparkling particles shoot from the eyes of the
Barbie and vaporize the leeches, and the Bombshell gets
on her motorcycle, and pink florets of exhaust spurt
from the tailpipe spelling out the words BE ALL THAT YOU
CAN BE? Try watching that on drugs. It's
un-fucking-believable. -Mark Leyner



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