Random Quote #43 topic: atheism, Wayne Aiken's atheism cookie file

Here in hell's hammock just thinking up deviltry
planet-wide panic's a hat that's so old
i'd rather write about her in my diary
could she be mine without selling her soul
dirty deeds from a demon seed
don't excite me any more
is there one girl, just one girl who says
i'm bigger than jesus now
and i love her
i'm bigger than jesus now
up above her
i'm stage dining off the church of the holier than thou
and i'm bigger than jesus now

he's got his uptight white virginal followers
i've got these metal chicks dumber than rocks
dated one once but i hated the music
and all her ex-boyfriends were there on the bus
it's never good to be "understood"
by a girl in acid wash
and god only knows what it is that i really want
guess i could ask but he's not the best confidant
puts me down in the biblical sense
in this basement apartment with hell-to-pay rent
is there one girl, just one girl who says....

[The Caulfields, "Devil's Diary"]


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