Seems like this guy is hitting up on a woman in a bar. After assiduously
pursuing her for several minutes, she leans forward and tells him that he's
a nice guy and all that, but, well, that she's a lesbian. Confused, he asks
her what that means.
"Well," she replies, "you see that woman at the corner table?"
"I'd like to walk over to her, and unbottom her blouse."
"And then I'd like to kiss her and suck on her nipples... and
then I'd like to take off her skirt... and run my hand over her thighs..."
"Right! Right!" interrupts the guy. "I think I'm a lesbian too!"