Random Quote #45 topic: vulgar-tongue, Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, Grose, Francis, 1731-1791
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SWELLED HEAD. A disorder to which horses are extremely
liable, particularly those of the subalterns of the army.
This disorder is generally occasioned by remaining too
long in one livery-stable or inn, and often arises to that
height that it prevents their coming out at the stable door.
The most certain cure is the unguentum aureum--not
applied to the horse, but to the palm of the master of the inn
or stable. N. B. Neither this disorder, nor its remedy,
is mentioned by either Bracken, Bartlet, or any of the
modern writers on farriery.



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