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"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with
Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history. and
cultual."

-- Instructions on a chopsticks wrapper. "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try Your Nice Chinese Food With
Chopsticks. the traditional and typical If Chinaes glorious history and
culture."
-- Instructions on the wrapper for the same brand of chopsticks,
as rewritten months later. "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with
chopsticks. the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and
cultual."
-- The same instructions, rewritten still more months
later. "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food With
Chopsticke the traditional and trpical of Chinese glorious history and
cultual."
-- Another rewrite.



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