Random Quote #46 topic: miscellaneous, It has everything that doesn't fit in other categories.

A man was sunbathing in the nude. He saw a girl walking toward him, so he covered himself with a newspaper. The girl asked, "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?" Thinking quickly, the man replied, "A bird," The girl nodded and walked away. Soon, the man fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what had happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know I'm here." The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" The girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was just playing with his bird, then it tried to poke me in the eye so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set its nest on fire."


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