At her annual checkup, the attractive young woman is told by the doctor that
it's necessary to take her temperature rectally. She agrees and bends over
the examining table, but a few seconds later says indignantly, "Doctor, that's
NOT my rectum!"
"Madam," says the doctor, "that's not my thermometer!"
Just then, the woman's husband, hearing her voice, comes into the
room. "Just what the hell is going on here?" he demands.
"I'm taking your wife's temperature," the doctor cooly replies.
"Okay, doc, you know best," says the husband as he picks a scalpel
off the doctor's desk, "but when that thing comes out, it better have
numbers on it!"