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Grandmother's Song by Steve Martin

Be courteous, kind and forgiving.
Be gentle and peaceful each day.
Be warm and human and grateful,
and have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike.
Be witty and happy and wise.
Be honest and love all your neighbors.
Be insiqueous, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus.
Be dull and boring and omnipresent.
Critisize things you don't know about.
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Be tastless, rude and offensive.
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional.
Put a live chicken in your underwear.
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
Go in a closet and suck eggs.
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