Two midgets arrived at the convent door and asked to speak with the Mother
Superior. Led into her office, the first one asked respectfully "Excuse
me, your holiness, but are there any midget nuns in this convent?"
Receiving a reply to the negative, he asked whether any midget
nuns were to be found in any of the neighboring parish. Again the reply
The tiny man scratched his head and posed a final question. "Beggin'
your pardon, Mother Superior, but would you know of *any* midget nuns at
all, anywhere?" The nun shook her head.
At which the first midget turned to the second midget, put his hand
on his shoulder, and said, "You see, I told you you fucked a penguin!"