Shortly after arriving at their honeymoon destination, the
still-nervous groom became worried about the state of his bride's innocence.
Deciding on a direct confrontation, he quickly undressed, pointed at his
exposed manhood and asked his mate, "Do you know what this is?"
Without hesitation, she blushingly answered, "That's a wee-wee."
Delighted at the idea of instructing his naive wife in the ways of
love, the husband whispered, "From now on, dearest, this will be called a
"Oh, come now," the girl chided. "I've seen lots of pricks and I
assure you, that's a wee-wee."