Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#6)
JOHN SPLADDEN: We're back. The players have assumed their positions and
are ready to answer computer-related questions posed by referree Eric S.
Raymond. Let's listen in...
RAYMOND: Okay, men, you know the rules... And now here's the first
question: Who is the most respected, sexy, gifted, and talented spokesmen
for the Open Source movement? [Bzzz] Taco Boy, you buzzed in first.
ROB MALDA: The answer is me.
RAYMOND: No, you egomaniacal billionaire. Anybody else want to answer?
[Bzzz] Yes, Alan Cox?
ALAN COX: Well, duh, the answer has to be Eric Raymond.
RAYMOND: Correct! That answer is worth 10 million points.
ROB MALDA: Protest! Who wrote these questions?!