LIFE AT 75
A 75-year-old woman was found sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. A man stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee." The man replied, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon." The man says, "Well, so why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a formal meal with wine and my favorite desert and then makes love to me until 2 a.m." The man, more than a bit confused said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said: "I can't remember where I live!"