Once upon a time there was a farmer who had borrowed a bull to service his
two cows. He put all three animals on a meadow and sent little Johnny to
observe and report any success. A short time later, little Johnny came
running towards the house shouting: "Daddy, Daddy, the bull just fucked the
The father took little Johnny aside and said: "Look, kid, it's
alright if you use that kind of language around me, but the reverend is
going to be visiting soon. So next time, please use another word; just
say that the bull "surprised" the cow."
Johnny agreed and went back to observe any progress. A little
while later, while the preacher was talking to the farmer, little Johnny
came a-running again, shouting: "Daddy, Daddy!"
The father, trying to avoid embarrassing the preacher, said: "I
know, the bull surprised the brown cow."
Little Johnny replied: "He sure did, he fucked the white one again!"