Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and load your camels,
and I will lead you to the promised land."
Not too long ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on
your asses, light a Camel, this is the promised land."
Now Nixon is stealing your shovels, kicking your asses, raising
the price of Camels, and mortgaging the promised land.