Random Quote #52 topic: evilplan

The Top 10 responses to "You such a beautiful girl, how you gonna find
a man with those tattoos?"--or just disagreeing with Karl.

10. "I don't need to 'find a man'--they come crawling to me on
their knees."
9. "It'll be pretty hard to find a man with these tattoos, 'cause
these tattoos are on MY skin."
8. "Obviously YOU don't qualify."
7. "What makes you think I lost one?"
6. "What makes you think I want one?"
5. "I eat untattooed men for breakfast and use their teeny tinies as
toothpicks. Wanna come over for breakfast?"
4. "You're just jealous. My tattoo is better than your tattoo."
3. "Why, thank you. But you oughtta seen how ugly I was before
I got this here tattoos."
2. "These are little fakies. Wanna lick 'em off?"

......and.......drum roll please. Response number 1:

1. "Sic 'im, Karl. Sic!"

-Lani "Sea Hare"


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