Random Quote #52 topic: evilplan


BREASTS: Apple dumpling shop, apples, appurtenances, babaloos, baby pillows,
baby's public house, bags, balcony, balloons, baloobas, bazongas, bazonkers,
bazooms, bazoongies, beausom, beauts, bee-bites, begonias, bejonkers, berks,
bezongas, big brown eyes, blubbers, bobbers, bodacious tatas,boobies, boobs,
bosiasms, bosiasm, bosoms, boulders, bouncers, bra-busters, breastworks,
breests, Bristol Cities, Bristols, bubbies, bubbles, buffers, bulbs, bum-
pers, bumps, bust, butter-bags, butter boxes, cabman's rests, cans, cats and
kitties, cat heads, Charlies, charms, che-chees, chest and bedding, chest-
nuts, chubbies, cokernuts, cream-jugs, cupcake, dairies, diddies, digs, din-
ners, droopers, dubbies, dumplings, dumpling-shop, east and west, eyes,
feeding-bottles, figure, flip-flaps, fore-buttocks, fried eggs, front,
garbonzos, gazongas, gazungas, globes, goonas, grapefruit, grapes, growths,
hands, hand-warmers, hangers, headlights, hemispheres, hogjaws, honeydew
melons, hooters, jelly-on-springs, Jersey Cities, Jugheads, jugs, kajoobies,
kettledrums, knockers, lemons, Lewis and Witties, lollos, love-bubbles,
lovetips, lungs, lung warts, Mae West, mammets, Manchester City, Manchesters,
maracas, marshmallows, masob, meat, meat-market, melons, milk-bottles,
milk-shop, milk-walk, milky way, mosquito bites, mountains, mount of lilies,
muffins, murphies, nature's fonts, nick-nacks, ninnies, ninny-jugs, norgies,
Norma Snockers, nubbies, nuggets, oranges, other parts, pair, panters,
pantry shelves, paps, peaches, pellets, playground, poonts, prize faggots,
pumps, racks, sacks, snorbs, superdroopers, sweater full, swingers, teacups,
the person, thousand pitties, threepenny bits, tonsils, top, top ballocks,
top ones, toraloorals, torpedo, towns and cities, treasure, tremblers, trey
bits, twin loveliness, twins, udder, upper-deck, upper-works, veiled twins,
voos, wallopies, warts, watermelons, snack trays, and of course tits.


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