Random Quote #52 topic: miscellaneous, It has everything that doesn't fit in other categories.

Tech Support: "Ok, sir, please set the modem speeds from your telephone
numbers down to 2400."
Customer: "Why can't I leave them at 57,600?"
Tech Support: "Because, sir, you have a 2400 baud modem. 57,600 is not
appropriate for your modem."
Customer: "Everything is too slow at 2400."
Tech Support: "Well, you can always upgrade your modem."
Customer: "How can I do that?"
Tech Support: "You can purchase a new modem at any local computer store. Most
of them will even install it for you."
Customer: "I don't want to buy a new modem. Can't I make this modem go
Tech Support: "No sir, you have a 2400 baud modem. That is as fast as this
modem will go."
Customer: "Ok, I set it to 2400." (tries to sign on and fails again) "See?
That wasn't the problem!"
Tech Support: "Ok, let's go back in and make sure that your changes to the
modem speeds were saved."
Customer: "Why can't I at least put it at 9600??"


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