A man and a woman got married. Although it is the first time for the
husband, it is the woman's second marriage. As they go to bed on their
wedding night, the wife says to her husband:
"Dear, there's something I must tell you. I'm a virgin."
Naturally, the husband is surprised.
"You've been married before!", he says, "How can you still be a
"Well, it's all quite simple," she retorted, "my husband was a
"What's so odd about that?", he asked. "Why would you still be
a virgin after a marriage to a programmer?"
"Well", she said, "all he did was sit on the edge of the bed and
tell me how great it was going to be."