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Tech Support: "What do you have connected to the back of your computer?"
Customer: "I have a printer, a modem and the System 7 module."
Tech Support: "Excuse me, but could you repeat the last item?"
Customer: "The System 7 module."
Tech Support: "The System 7 what?"
Customer: "It's the module to upgrade the system to 7.5."
Tech Support: "...and it plugs into the back of your computer?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Does this 'module' plug into anything else?"
Customer: "It plugs into the wall outlet."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, that's the power cord."
Customer: "No, I can see the power cord, and this module is plugged in right
next to it."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, there is no such thing as a System 7 module."
Customer: "Oh my goodness, I'm sorry, I forgot. It's the power supply to the
Tech Support: "Ma'am, HyperCard does not have a separate power supply. Would
you mind following the cord from the outlet until you find what it plugs
Customer: "Ok."
Ten minutes later...
Customer: "It hooks into the printer."


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