Two recent emigrants to the United States, on their first day off the boat
in New York City, spied a hotdog vendor. "Do they eat dogs in America?"
one asked his companion.
"I don't know."
"Well, if we're going to live in America, we have to learn to eat
So they each bought a wax paper wrapped hotdog and sat down to eat
them on a nearby park bench. One man looked inside his wax paper, then over
at the other man, and asked, "So, what part did you get?"