Random Quote #56 topic: definitions, Like the inoffensive; first line ends with a colon and it looks sorta like a definition.

Big Toe:
The pad of the male big toe applied to the clitoris or the vulva
generally is a magnificent erotic instrument. The famous gentleman in erotic
prints who is keeping six women occupied is using tongue, penis, both hands,
and both big toes. Use the toe in mammary or armpit intercourse or any time
you are astride her, or sit facing as she lies or sits. Make sure the nail
isn't sharp. In a restuarant, in these days of tights one can surreptitiously
remove a shoe and sock, reach over, and keep her in almost continuous orgasm
with all four hands fully in view on the table top and no sign of contact--
A party trick which really rates as advanced sex. She has less scope, but
can learn to masturbate him with her two big toes. The toes are definitely
erogenic areas, and can be kissed, sucked, tickled, or tied with stimulating

-- The Joy of Sex
[Avoid armpit intercourse when razor stubble is present. Ed.]


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