Random Quote #57 topic: language-1

To everyone of the use, Laundromat.
Many people use a Laundromat. Let's comply with the next item to use it for
the cleanness safety.
1. Let's read the explanation of the way of using it well, and use the
washing machine, the dryness machine properly.
2. Let's wash a hand well before and after a wash.
3. Don't wash the person who get's an epidemic, and clothes which contacted
with the person.
4. Don't wash a diaper which urine stuck to, sports shoes, an animal's rug
because an unpleasantness is given to the person handled later and it is
5. Let's bring it back after you spread the wash from the dryness machine
and a state is done.
6. Please ask a satellite control person in charge for the inquiry about the
establishment, the contact of in case of emergency.-- Instructions on the wall of the laundry room in a hotel in Tokyo.


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