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FORTUNE TESTS THE GREAT MANAGERS: #4

You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an
uncontrollable desire to pick your nose. Since this is definitely a
no-no, you:

(a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one
fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up
to the 4th joint.
(b) Get everyone drunk and organize a nose picking contest with a
prize to the one who makes his nose bleed first.

(c) Drop your napkin on the floor and when you bend over to pick
it up, blow your nose on your sock.



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