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[Chandler enters hungover and groaning ]
Monica: How ya feelin'?

Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it.

Phoebe: Where'd you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the
presents.

Ross: Yeah.

Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.

All: Woooo hoooo!!!

Chandler: Ow, no "woo-hooing," no "woo-hooing."

Phoebe: Why, what happened?

Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joey's sister. (Phoebe gasps) Well,
that's not the worst part.

Monica: What is the worse part?

Chandler: I can't remember which sister.

Ross: [to Rachel ] You see what men do! Don't tell me men are nice!
[points to Chandler ] This is men!!


Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"



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